Screen captures, sound clips, and behind the scenes info for our new flick Demon Alcohol await your perusal. Check back soon when we'll have more trivia for you about the shooting and writing of the project which, in case you didn't know, you can view in its entirety right here.

Also, Logan has posted his final entry in Logan's Film Journals, which recounts the last day of shooting on our upcoming film Three Conversations on the Value of Pop Culture in a Young Adult Society. It was both fun and painful, as you'll see by the pictures. Ryan will be taking over the journal to detail the editing of the project right up until it's completed and ready for you to download.

It's mainly company news this time, but please don't miss Logan's Film Journal over at the web board which starts here and continues here. It details the exciting process of shooting our new film Three Conversations on the Value of Pop Culture in a Young Adult Society with plenty of pictures so the stupid can enjoy it too! Oh also, we threw up an animated Sheplar pic over at the Logan's Talent Agency Image Gallery! Sweet!

First up, we've got some brand new pics from two of our classic (old) films, Logan and Ryan's Wacky Comedy Hour and Logan's Talent Agency. At last, Lazy Bear legend, Sid Sheplar can be seen on this site in all his glisteny, foreign glory. New pics from Comedy Hour here (scroll to the bottom). New pics from Talent Agency here. Here's a particularly good one for your desktop.

We've also got the conclusion to J'onn McAllegory's autobiographical account of his time spent as our secretary, Burnin’ Down Da House: My Week with the Lazy Bear. This installment has more lying, more drugs, and more side-splitting social satire than the last. It's a must-read. If you missed the first part, check here. Even must-readier is a new guest Lazytorial by Lazy Bear's resident lady of the evening Wanda Cumgetsome. Wanda finally gets to the bottom of of the issue that's been plaguing our inbox for as long as we can remember: Logan and Ryan: Flaming Homosexuals or Skanky Sluts? You can try to NOT read it, but we doubt you'll succeed.

Over in the Clips section, we've got a short but oh-so-sweet new clip from Blender Agenda in celebration of the film's fourth anniversary. It's the one where the good Dr. Logan finishes inspecting the house, and he SAYS everything's cool, but then--oh man, don't let us ruin it for you. At less than a megabyte, it's definitely worth downloading for yourself.

Finally, we've added an entry to the Awards and Accolades page denoting our inclusion in the FireFly Film Fest. With FireFly organizer Stephanie Bates's approval, we made this indie-looking film fest logo to make it look more official. Creating a false sense of professionalism and accomplishment? It must be Lazy Bear Productions!

The FireFly Film Fest was awesome. The Package played to a large (by our standards) audience of Chattanooga film lovers. It was the first time we had the opportunity to see one of our films with a crowd full of people who weren't obligated to be polite, and it went really well. We got laughs at most of the right places, and, after the showing, a few people were kind enough to seek us out and compliment us on the flick. Read some of their comments here. This was an especially big honor considering the caliber of films that night. "Peter's Lunch" by Przemyslaw Bankiewicz, "A Handful of On the Other Hand" by Bill Colrus, "Sinners and You" by Chris Bookless, and "Hey Ladies!" by Chris Willis were just some of the best. "McDoomed" by Dan Hooper belongs in that list as well, but since Ryan was on the crew, it'd be a bit biased of us to say that, wouldn't it? Good thing we didn't. Read more about the event and post your rambling comments in this thread of the web board. If you couldn't make it, visit the sites we linked and check out those films. And, as always, you can see The Package right here.

Speaking of movies, as we are want to do, remember indie film dude Seth Worley? You know, the guy who, along with Jonathan Barrickman, made "It's Halloween Mr. Madison!", the film that aired Halloween 2000 as part of the same spooky marathon in which the original Blender Agenda debuted? Well, you'll never guess what. ...No...no...no, look you'll never get it. He's agreed to help us out with our big budget remake of Blender Agenda by serving as director of photography! Seth will be handling the camerawork, freeing Logan and Ryan up to appear on screen at the same time without the aid of a tripod or someone they forced into holding the camera at the last second. Plus he's tall as all hell. Crane shots, anyone? As more BA news develops, it'll show up on the Latest Updates board.

Last, but certainly not least, Lazy Bear Player David Chilton is (wait for it) engaged! Yes, we were just as surprised as you. Even wackier, Logan and Ryan have been asked to serve as groomsmen. We wish David and his fiancee Randi the best. To send them your regards, or to just make fun of them like we've been doing, check out this thread on the board. Even the most sacred of events can be exploited to promote the Bear.

Two new articles await you in Claw Marks. First we've got Nathaniel Hawthorne’s "My Kinsman, Major Molineux" (abridged) in which Logan spins a Pythonesque yarn of delightful absurdity. With the uploading of this story, Lazy Bear will finally achieve its most vital goal of appearing in the Google search results for the phrase "pack of wild nomad puppies". Then we've got an exclusive excerpt from J'onn McAllegory's upcoming tell-all book Burnin’ Down Da House: My Week with the Lazy Bear. As many of you know, J'onn was our secretary for about a week. It didn't end well. However, our lawyers have informed us that it would be in our best interest to comply with the judge's ruling and promote the book. This is a two-parter, so check back for the concluding installment soon.

To your right, below the menu, you'll now notice a li'l ad box that hypes different sections of the site. We're hoping this will help visitors find their way quickly to our coolest content. Is it annoying? Distracting? Let us know. Don't worry, we're only using the box for our own stuff. We haven't sold out yet, but if anyone wants to make us an offer, we're listening.

Over in the links section, we've got a nod to our new partner in cinematic crime, Seth Worley as well as to our friends at FireFly. Plus those broken eCards are totally working now, so send one to that weird aunt who thinks your gay.

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Been putting off treating yourself to some Lazy Bear fine wearables? Wait no longer. Our "Logan is NOT Gay!" raglan shirt, "Mike the Action Figure Band" tour jersey, "Keep on Loganin'..." baseball cap, and classic black Lazy Bear head logo hat are all on sale for bargain basement prices. We've also got a brand new item that celebrates eight years of Lazy Bear goodness, the official company poster. If you look closely, you'll find multiple images representing classic moments from all of our film, stage, and even musical projects. In fact there is so much detail on this baby that before you buy it, you'll want to take an even closer look at it than the store allows. Check out the big-ass image here. Perfect for dorm walls, suitable for framing, great as a last minute anniversary present. Of course there are plenty of other fine items available, as always, at our online store. In fact there's so much going on over there that we're pretty sure we forgot to tell you about this, this, and this.

If your a frequent poster on our web board, then you're one of these two gals. If you just lurk without posting than you've no doubt read their words. Well, get ready to read some more because they've updated their tell-all biographies over on our Players page. They've also got new mug shots, Olivia going with the moody punk rock thing, while Ashley opts to disguise herself as Gilda Radner. In other news, after I was done with this update, there was a lot of white space. So in honor of Ashley and Olivia, here's a filler picture of Christian Bale.                  

So, pretty impressive updates up there in the company news, right? Well, that's nothing compared to the slew of site-related updates we've got for you. The most obvious is our much improved flash intro. If you missed it on your way in, see it here. If you need the flash plugin, get it from our good friends at Macromedia. To your left, you'll notice our slimmer, bluer menu buttons. Place your mouse over them to see them magically pop into full color! Well, it impresses us anyway. If your a big enough web nerd to have gotten a kick out of that, then maybe you've already noticed that the Lazy Bear logo and title image at the top of each page have been improved and no longer show any jpeg artifacts! Can we get a "Hell yeah!"? Yeah, we didn't think so.

As we mentioned above, we're now placing story-type articles under the banner "Tails of the Lazy Bear". This series has been combined with the Lazytorials to create Claw Marks, the new catchall section for our written articles. A few of the old Lazytorials have been reclassified as Tails, so now's the perfect time to peruse the archive and catch up on any you've missed as well as the two new additions: Dinner Date and How to Get Screwed.

Want to know how far along we are on our latest film? How about exclusive behind-the-scenes pics and stories, how does that strike you? Well, we're going to go ahead and assume you said "It strikes me quite well and please go on!" and recommend the Lazy Bear Film Journals. It's a new section on our web board where Logan, Ryan, and maybe even a few surprise guest Lazy Bear Players will keep you totally in the know on stuff like the new Blender Agenda. You don't have to be a member of the board to read, but why the hell wouldn't you want to be?

More odds and ends: Since we've now got some video to show off, the Film Clips section is finally up. It's been "coming soon" for about four years now, so for those of you who've been waiting, there ya go. Expect clips from our other films to be added...um...soon! We've got a few new band names on the Public Domain Band Names List. The Radio Hour is still on hiatus, but you can now visit its page to see the two ads Logan and Ryan hung around their dorm building to advertise it. Remember that mockumentary we never did, The Life and Times of Dr. Logan? Of course you don't, we never did it. But if you're curious, there are a few new tidbits about it here.

We're glad you visit our site and we hope it's one of your favorites. If Lazy Bear is your thing, you might also dig our founders' favorite online spots. Take a look at Logan and Ryan's top ten lists in the links section. On the same page is our new link banner. Paste it into your website and help ours! Will we link you in return? There's only one way to find out......that we won't. A few new filmmaking links too.

Let's see what else we got here... Ah yes, like three years ago Logan and Ryan took all of the sound clips from this site, a bunch of exclusive commentary about their films, and three rockin' songs, and jammed them onto one thumbs-up-inducing CD called www.lazybearproductions.com: The Album. It was never released due to copyright issues with some of the music, but you can now read all about it here.

Wondering how the company got started? Want to know who our creative influences are? Think we're gay? Check out the massive update to the F.A.Q. for all the answers.

Some of you have asked us why the Ryan character got an entry on the Cheat Sheet but the Logan character didn't. Simply put, since Logan (the actor) more often spends his screen time portraying everyone's favorite loveable doctor of loooooove, we don't see as much of just plain Logan. But with the release of The Package, it seemed time to finally give him his due. So learn all about our scruffy friend right here.

One more thing and we'll let you go. The What's New? archives are now easier to navigate. But why should you care? Don't live in the past.