Nov. 16, 2003 - WEBSITE NEWS: After much ado, the Lazy Bear Cheat Sheet is finally up. The idea is to provide a list of our most popular characters for the reference of newcomers. You can now learn all about the origin of Dr. Love, Sid Sheplar, The British Man, and all the rest. So if you and your friends have been reluctant to get involved in all things Lazy Bear, take a crash course and get to lovin' us! Additionally, we've got some new words of encouragement from various famous and non-famous people on the Awards and Accolades page.

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Nov. 3, 2003 - COMPANY NEWS:  Just in time for Christmas comes the official Lazy Bear Productions 2003 X-mas Ornament! It's one of those classy '70s-style ones, perfect for your artificial tree. We were going to make a Chanukah ornament, but where would you hang it? Order yours soon, as it's only available for a limited time. Also new to the store is a jumbo-sized Lazy Bear Mug with a slew of catchy warnings on the side. Burn yourself on it today! To make way for the winter season, our "Logan is NOT Gay!" tank top has morphed into a girly raglan shirt available here. Our "Lazy Bear Athletics" tank has become a sweatshirt available here. And our "This Shirt Sucks" sweatshirt is now, for no good reason, a tee shirt. Same great slogans, brand new style, half the calories.

WEBSITE NEWS: We've done a slight redesign on our Radio Hour page, and added three new clips from the shows. The weekly episode is on indefinite hiatus right now, but that's no reason you can't kick back and enjoy these highlights. We've also got two new Lazytorials. Ryan uncovers the secrets of Marlon Brando's self-written funeral script and Logan gives 10 very compelling reasons why he shouldn't be allowed to date your daughter. If that wasn't enough free entertainment, we're now proud to offer you an ever-growing list of free band names. Why take the potentially embarrassing gamble of just misspelling something, when you can take your pick from our public domain list? New names will be added constantly so keep checking back. But that's not all! We've also become part of the prestigious Logan Webring. It must be seen to be believed. Learn more in the Links section. Finally, we've updated our page on Holy Cow?!, our first film.

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Aug 29 , 2003 - COMPANY NEWS: Everybody get naked! It's time for a whole new wardrobe from the Lazy Bear Online Store! In addition to our already impressive array of merchandise, we've now added a women's version of our Lazy Bear logo shirt, a "Logan is Not Gay" women's tank top, a rugged Lazy Bear Athletics gym shirt, a Dr. Logan spaghetti tank top, a supremely girly "Wanda" camisole, an even girlier thong with the entire infamous Lyle Bunco quote from Dr. Logan's Day Out, and for the li'l one, an I "HEART" Lazy Bear tee. But that's not all! Also new are the Mike the Action Figure bib, the classic Lazy Bear head mug, the Lazy Bear flying disc-shaped projectile (it's a Frisbee! Shhh!), the THIS SPACE FOR RENT bumper sticker, and a couple of stickers of our fine founders Logan and Ryan that look like they came straight out of a vending machine. Look for more new merchandise to come, but for now, get your online ass over to the Lazy Bear Online Store and buy something! What, do you think comedy's free?

WEBSITE NEWS: For now, you're on the honor system. We trust you'll go buy some of our hip new merchandise, and in return, we provide you with three, count 'em three new Lazytorials. In our first ever Lazytorial not penned by Ryan or Logan, we present an old article written about us by Tennessean journalist Tom McCartney. This was done right around the time we were just starting to hit it big (whatever happened to that?), so it's real vintage behind the scenes stuff. Enjoy. In Logan's piece, we journey Dante-style to the deepest circles of Comedic Hell, meeting Mr. T, Chevy Chase and yes, the definitive hellspawn himself, Adam Sandler along the way. Finally, Ryan explains why superhero-themed movies won't last long in his inside look at some of the dumbest projects on Hollywood's greenlighted list. Truly, a wealth of hilarity.

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 June 10, 2003 - COMPANY NEWS: Our company founders are proud to announce the winner of the first ever Lazy Bear Productions online contest. From now on, Woody Allen's Spring 2002 Project will go by the name suggested by Stephanie Walker, Dr. Love Strikes Out. Ms. Walker will walk away with her choice of Lazy Bear merchandise. Congratulations to Stephanie. If you'd like to learn more about her, listen to our interview with her from a few months ago on the Radio Hour. Make sure to leave your compliments, complaints, and congrats on the Web Board. And if you find any links referring to the film by its old name, let us know.

WEBSITE NEWS: The info page for Woody Allen's Spring 2002 Project has now become the info page for Dr. Love Strikes Out. See above for details. There's a slightly altered poster now, but the old one is still available for you completists in the Image Gallery. And if you're curious as to the other entries into our contest to rename the film, check the alternate titles section of the page.

In addition to that action, we've got a few words of reserved praise for Cost of Living from noneother than Dr. Roger Hall, Chair of Playwriting at The University of Kentucky. We've had this review since winning informal first runner-up at the Chattanooga Theatre Center's 2002 Festival of New Plays. Sure, we could have wimped out and only posted the good bits. But, frankly, we respect you too much for that. Plus, we'd rather not be sued. Head over to the Awards and Accolades page and see for yourself. And since we seem to be linking every page on the site today, here are a few more.

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Mar. 28, 2003 - COMPANY NEWS: Nothing official yet, but our benevolent founders are considering running the first ever Lazy Bear Productions online contest. The prize may be some swank LB merchandise, which, needless to say, would rock. So check back here and on the Web Board for the latest updates. And for those of you who missed it earlier in the week, there's the old school animated Lazy Bear head logo vigilantly watching over us all.

WEBSITE NEWS: Two brand new Lazytorials are up. Logan reveals a little history in his backstage look at the genesis of Blender Agenda and his now infamous Dr. Love character. Ryan opts to just talk about Ghostbusters and Mighty Mouse. And don't forget the new Cost of Living trivia. Just scroll down to the trivia section of its page.

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Mar. 23, 2003 - COMPANY NEWS: Check below for some website news. Nothing new to report as far as the company goes, but check back here and on the Web Board for the latest updates. On a side note, though, anyone remember this nifty yawning Lazy Bear head logo? It got axed during the big site redesign (which, technically, is still in progress) and hasn't been seen since. Maybe we'll try to work it back in somewhere.

WEBSITE NEWS: Some new and tantalizing trivia about Lazy Bear Productions' first play, Cost of Living, is now up. Just scroll down to the trivia section of it's page.

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COMPANY NEWS:  Feb. 6, 2003 - First of all, a most happy and healthy new year to you all. Hope you've all been well. If not and you want to gripe about it, remember to do so in the Web Board so we can ridicule you publicly. We at Lazy Bear have a very special new years gift for you coming soon, but until then, our friends at CafePress (after much prodding on our part) have agreed to hold a special promotion at the Lazy Bear Online Store. Now when you purchase our durable, cup-holder friendly, stainless steel travel mug featuring those lovable Lazy Bear ruffians, you'll get a 2oz bag of San Francisco Bay French Roast Coffee abso-freakin'-lutely free! Hurry, offer ends February 10, 2003.