COMPANY
NEWS: Dec.
20, 2002
- Okay, to satisfy
our vast female fan base, the Lazy
Bear Online Store has developed a new product: TheWeiner
Dog Girlie Tee for Girls. Who is this mysterious
cuddly canine? It doesn't matter! He's too
darn cute for it to make a difference! Buy it now!
Nov.
24, 2002 - COMPANY
NEWS: The first episode
of Lazy Bear Productions'
The College Show is edited and has received fairly
good reviews...from the people who were in it. Because
we know you want all the info, we've started an episode
guide chronicling the most obscure details about each
hilarious installment. Go read the fascinating trivia
about the first show, and check back soon for pictures,
sounds, and the eagerly-anticipated second installment.
Also, several new individuals have been officially given
the title Lazy Bear Player. Check below for more
on this.
WEBSITE NEWS: Give
a big hand to Alex Mishenko, David Chilton, Areta Davis,
Ashley DiGiorgi, and Olivia Lee,
our newest Lazy Bear Players.
Their profiles have been added to the site, and since
we were due for an update anyway, the old Players' profiles
have got some new info and pictures as well. Also,
we've added a Bit Players section to give some credit
to the lesser known heroes of our wacky li'l world.
Make sure to leave our pals a congratulatory note on the
Web
Board.
Nov.
10, 2002
- COMPANY NEWS: The
first episode of Lazy Bear
Productions' The College Show is in the can.
The final banana-related scene was shot last Thursday,
and all that remains is the editing. Check back
for some media soon. (Maybe a few sounds, who
knows...) And guess what?! Lazy Bear
merchandise is yours
for the taking.
WEBSITE
NEWS: We saved up all week
and bought you a brand new sound clip from the Radio
Hour. Check out UTC's resident addict Stephanie
Walker. Then, be so impressed that you join
the web
board.
Nov.
5, 2002
- WEBSITE NEWS:
ATTENTION LAZY BEAR FANS:
Speak your mind on the brand
new web board! That's right, those of you
longing to be a part of a vast online community of like-minded
individuals...well, you're out of luck. But those
of you who want to tell Logan how keen his hair looks
have just had your prayers answered! Logan and
Ryan will both frequent the board, so any and all Lazy
Bear related questions may be hurled at them.
Or just hang out and troll for internet dates.
Don't hesitate. Post
away.
Nov. 3, 2002 - COMPANY
NEWS: Not
much to report,
except the first episode of Lazy
Bear Productions' The College Show is so close to
being in the can, we can taste it. Ryan and Logan
have been getting steller performances from Areta Davis,
David Chilton, and Alex Mishenko, and will be ready
to edit soon. Oh, and gee, did we mention that
our official Lazy
Bear merchandise is still up for purchase right here.
WEBSITE
NEWS: A brand new clip
from Lazy Bear Productions'
Radio Hour is available in the Special
Features section. Discover the horrible (and
fun) truth about Alex Mishenko's true background.
Also, those of you waiting for the Web Board to become
active shouldn't be waiting long...
Oct. 27, 2002
- COMPANY NEWS:
A brand
new clip from
Lazy Bear Productions' Radio
Hour is available in the Special
Features section. This one sees the boys interviewing
David
Chilton, a Resident Assitant at the University of Tennessee
at Chattanooga. Expect to learn way more than
anyone ever
wanted to about him. Also, the Lazy Bear Players
have begun filming the first episode of Lazy
Bear Productions' The College Show, so more info
on that should be showing up soon. And our official
Lazy Bear merchandise is still up for purchase right
here.
Oct. 20, 2002
- COMPANY NEWS: Lazy
Bear Productions is currently developing two
brand new projects and, as always, we're letting you in
on
the ground floor. Get a sneak peak at our brand
new 15 minute episodic series Lazy
Bear Productions' The College Show, then head on over
to the Special Features section
to listen to an entire segment from Lazy
Bear Productions' Radio Hour in which Logan and Ryan
interview Areta Davis, who portrayed Dr. Logan's date
in Woody Allen's Spring
2002 Project. And don't forget, we're still
offering official Lazy Bear merchandise
right
here.
Ryan and Logan, our fine founders, designed each of these
items, and the folks at
CafePress.com
are handling the orders and production. We've had
great feedback from these items so far. Buy a shirt
and help a couple of starving artists.
WEBSITE
NEWS: Oct. 20,
2002
- Finally full information and pictures are available
for Cost of Living. If
you missed the premiere
of Lazy Bear Productions' first play,
check here for the full
story including cast information, and check
here for exclusive pictures taken at the event.
And if you haven't
downloaded your copy of Dr.
Logan's Day Out: The Game then, frankly, we just
don't know what to do with you. Get
it now and be the first on your block to master
it!
Oct. 11, 2002
- COMPANY NEWS: Lazy
Bear Productions is proud to announce that
for the first time, official Lazy Bear merchandise is
available for sale. T-Shirts, sweatshirts, jerseys,
mouse pads, travel mugs, baseball caps, and more can
be purchased with a click of
the mouse right here.
Ryan and Logan, our fine founders, designed each of
these items, and the folks at CafePress.com
are handling the orders and production. So, don't
hesitate! CLICK
RIGHT HERE or on the store button to the left and
support indie filmmaking! ...No seriously, do
it now.
In other news, the staged reading of Cost
of Living was a smashing success. Pictures
and info will be posted on October 18th,
we promise. And finally, in an odd turn of events,
Logan and Ryan are now the hosts of their own radio
station, broadcast from their dorm room at the University
of Tennessee at Chattanooga. More news about this
on the 18th.
WEBSITE NEWS: Well, we
were about due for an update. Major housekeeping
has been done. We've got a lot to tell you about,
so let's get right to it. First, we've been getting
major complaints that the Lazytorials,
Image Gallery, and a few other
odd pages refused to load. This problem has been
permanently fixed, so go 
check
these sections out! Woody
Allen's Spring 2002 Project, the latest Lazy Bear
film, finally has its own page in our Films section.
Also, check out the Image Gallery
for some neat behind-the-scenes photos from this project.
We've finally added a game to our Game
Zone. Dr. Logan's
Day Out: The Game is a side-scrolling platform game
adventure based on the Lazy Bear film. Download
a copy and be the first on your block to master
it! Speaking of downloads, the Downloads
page has been overhauled with a slick new image map
navigation system. Make sure to check out each
section including the new Misc.
Downloads section which contains two cool surprises
for Yahoo! Messenger users. Logan Lee and Ryan
DiGiorgi sat down and watched every one of the Lazy
Bear films again, and wrote down as many uninteresting
trivial facts about the films as they could remember.
Now, each film on the Films
page has its
own lengthy list of little known trivia. Just
go here, click on the movie
you'd like to know more about, and scroll down to the
bottom of the page. As most fans have undoubtedly
already noticed, the flash intro to this site is now
back up and in full working order. Also, about 30 broken
links have been fixed. Logan and Ryan have added
their individual email addresses to the Contact
Us page, in case you want to tell one of them how
much you hate the other. A few changes in ownership
have taken place with the sites dedicated to Logan's
band, the Dorkies. These changes are now reflected
in the Links section.
And finally, the Comics (including
Mike the Action Figure and
the Mike the Action Figure Band) can now be accessed
from the Special Features
page. Get it? Got it? Good.
We've done our job, now you do yours and EMAIL
US with your comments about the changes
or just about Lazy Bear Productions
in general. Look for the next update on October
18th.
Jul.
8, 2002
- COMPANY NEWS:
BIG NEWS!
The journey is over folks! Cost
of
Living
has been officially accepted to the Chattanooga Theatre
Centre's Festival of New Plays and will be given two
staged readings. This will be the first public
exhibition of a Lazy Bear work! The dates are
August 2nd at 8 pm and August 3rd at 4 pm. Logan and
Ryan will also be recognized at an awards ceremony after
the August 3rd performance at 7:45 pm. Our founders
will be at the Saturday show, if you'd like to join
us in celebrating our rise to superstardom, tickets
are $5. Call the Theatre Centre at 423-267-8354.
WEBSITE NEWS:
ULTRA COOL NEW FEATURE ALERT!
The Big Mama Update makes a giant step forward
with the addition of our ultra swank new sidebar menus!
A few of the buttons are currently inactive, but check
out the new Special Features
section. Then click on over to Lazytorials.
Within lie two brand spankin' new editorials
written by noneother than our founders, Logan Lee and Ryan
DiGiorgi. Those of you looking for those
neat
Lazy Bear Productions e-Cards from a few months
ago can access those through
Special
Features as well. Finally, the Flash animated
intro is down for the time being. We'll get that back
up as soon as possible.
Apr. 17, 2002
- COMPANY NEWS: Comedy
Central is gearing up for the premiere of
The College
Show, a sort of
America's Funniest Home Videos
for college students. None other than
movie mogul Harold Ramis is sponsoring the project, so Ryan
and Logan were quick to jump on the bandwagon with a 15
minute mockumentary that follows the incomparable Dr. Logan
Love on an actual date! ...Well, no, not an
actual
date. But there is a
TON of improv, as you've
all come to expect from our haphazard train wreck style
of filmmaking This project represents a departure
for the team, as they tried to appeal to a broader, raunchy
cable TV audience. In old news, May is quickly approaching,
meaning we'll soon have the word as to whether
Cost
of Living has been picked up by The Chattanooga Theatre
Center. Keep checking back, as we'll have full coverage
if the play's a hit.
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The
page has been updated
to reflect changes in our internet associations. Don't
hesitate to visit
, as well as the newly recommended filmmaking
sites. And finally, a few new quotes have been added
to the
section.
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us. Their daughters will be returned immediately.
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