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soap and more jokes about hookers and pie!
3convo-engaged - Rosey makes a strong argument for why she and Logan shouldn't make out
3convo-blindwoman - Ryan can't stomach Stephanie's taste in crushes
3convo-cheated - A friendly game degenerates into a challenge of Rosey's moral integrity
3convo-2people - Logan explains that you cannot, despite what you may believe, play Clue with only two people. Rosey is incredulous.
3convo-getdrunk - A great sound for when something goes wrong on your computer, Logan recommends his favorite after school activity
3convo-godwhat - Rosey gets impatient with Logan
3convo-guttenberg - Ryan rails against Steve Guttenberg (NOTE: Ryan is in character here. No Lazy Bear Player would ever truly dare to insult the genius that is Steve Guttenberg. Ryan only performed the line under severe duress and threat of physical torture)
3convo-havetoask - Ryan knows that chicks love ultimatums
3convo-henrywinkler - Ryan won't allow himself to be put in a situation that might embarrass him should the subject of Happy Days come up in the locker room
3convo-interrupt - Rosey expresses her board game related pet peeve
3convo-judicialsystem - Couple two calls the validity of the fictional legal structure of the Carmen Sandiego universe into serious question
3convo-nowaitstop - Logan stops the conversation
3convo-roof - Rosey and Logan inform passersby of their obvious superiority to anyone who isn't on a roof
da-thanks - Logan cordially thanks Ryan for facilitating his intoxication
da-carnage - The sound of a Lazy Bear film gone horribly wrong
da-coffeeshower - A great sound for your PC, Logan explains his secret plan to sober up
da-harmful - Ryan tries to scare Logan sober by using some deviant celebrities as examples
da-intoxicated - Logan makes a very lucid observation about his state of inebriation
da-no - Ryan is less than happy about the situation, but quickly forgets about it when he notices the camera
da-notmom - Ryan doesn't care too much about you, and he wants to make that clear
da-notthatbad - Logan's fairly satisfied with the horrible wreck he's just been in
da-offtodrive - If more people said this after a party, many wrecks could be avoided
da-polkamoblues - As always, Ryan bothers Logan with line readings on set
da-someoneimportant - Ryan warns Logan of the dangers of his actions which may even extend to Logan himself!
da-square - Logan's no poindexter. He's got no time for the trivial rules society tries to impose on him.
da-suredodrink - It's obvious, but it needed to be said
da-cantbelieveyou - Logan and Ryan are equally incredulous of each other
pkg-abouttime.mp3 -
Italian gets impatient
pkg-damntootin.mp3 - Italian and
Suit tell it like it is
pkg-doyoureallyknow.mp3 - The Guy
tries to find out what (if anything) Logan knows
pkg-kittens1.mp3 - Ryan is horrified
at Logan's lack of box knowledge until he develops his own exciting
theories.
pkg-kittens2.mp3 - Ryan demonstrates
a surprising amount of kitten knowledge as Logan tries to compose
himself
pkg-kittens3.mp3 - Again with the
kittens.
pkg-meetme.mp3 - The Guy sets a meeting
time with Logan
pkg-supriseparty.mp3 - Logan is taken
aback by his surprise party
pkg-syd.mp3 - Overrated film author
Syd Field waxes philosophical and gets his just desserts.
pkg-whatdoing1.mp3 -Ryan wonders
what's up
pkg-whatdoing2.mp3 - Logan lays the
plot out for Ryan
Areta Interview.mp3 - Logan and
Ryan interview Areta Davis about her ...interesting habits...
First Show Clip.mp3 - The first
moments of our first show
David Interview.mp3 - David Chilton
reveals his secret double life to Logan and Ryan.
Alex Interview.mp3 - The guys discover
that God is, in fact, one of us during their session with Alex Mishenko.
Trivia Game Clip.mp3 - Logan
and Alex compete in the most disorganized trivia game in the history
of radio, hosted by Ryan.
Stephanie Interview.mp3 - Lazy
Bear's college comedy show finally gets around to mentioning drugs.
Phone Sketch Clip.mp3 - Phone
goofiness!
It's a SILENT film, you moron! Well, okay, there is
one sound in the whole movie...
docl-Ow!.mp3 - In our opinion,
the funniest sound of the movie...cause it's the only one...
hp-bumpoff.mp3 - Dr,
Logan gives some home-spun family advice involving your little sister
and the Italian Mafia.
hp-florida.mp3 - Doc Logan helps a
girl get out of seeing her family in Florida for the holidays and
gets a trip for himself in the process.
hp-Hannakah.mp3 - Dr. Logan accidentally
converts someone to Judaism.
hp-intro.mp3 - The good doctor explains
the premise of the show.
hp-mayremember.mp3 - The doc tries
to remind you who he is.
hp-outro.mp3 - Dr. Logan closes the show.
hp-plasticbag.mp3 - Another helpful
holiday solution from Dr. Logan.
hp-wigs.mp3 - Dr. Logan plugs a seasonal
Lazy Bear product.
LR-anna.mp3 - Haven't you
ever wanted a sound on your computer of a high school teacher yelling
"Anna Kornikova"?
LR-creativelicense.mp3 - Joel
Schumacher (as portrayed by Ryan) yells about his creative license.
LR-deadlydiscs.mp3 - Logan finds
some deadly discs and threatens Mexicans with them. NOTE:
Logan has nothing against Mexicans...or so he would have you believe!
LR-don'ttakemicgirl.mp3 -
Logan interviews a rather flighty young lady about Spring Day.
LR-doorsound.mp3 - The sound of Logan
breaking an important prop door.
LR-goingin.mp3 - Logan enters a ventilation
duct.
LR-ladiesroom.mp3 - Amy Akin screams
after Logan absent-mindedly finds himself in the ladies' room with
her.
LR-larrykid.mp3 - Don't get in Logan's
way or he will crush you.
LR-rabies.mp3 - Logan has a run in with
Coach Hart's dog.
LR-readmypants.mp3 - A girl asks
Logan to read the label on her pants. Just another Friday.
LR-ruined.mp3 - Seth rants about the damage
Joel Schumacher has done to our favorite actors.
LR-seniortreats.mp3 - Logan tries
to scam two nice moms out of some water and a frisbee.
LR-springdayintro.mp3 - Logan
introduces the Spring Day celebration.
LR-timburton.mp3 - An exhausted citizen
has had about enough of Joel Schumacher.
LR-townrewrite.mp3 - Ryan as Joel
Schumacher makes an evil threat.
BA-CANDY!.mp3 - Dr. Logan expresses his
desire for confections.
BA-checkitout.mp3 - Ryan requests Dr.
Logan's help, and the Doc ends up insulting his mom.
BA-deathmachines.mp3 - The boys search
for aggressive appliance literature.
BA-drlogansmasterplan1.mp3
- Dr. Logan explains his master plan. NOTE: This is a spoiler.
If you haven't seen the flick, don't click!
BA-drlogansmasterplan2.mp3
- see above
BA-drlogansmasterplan3.mp3
- see above
BA-drlogansmasterplan4.mp3
- see above
BA-finalsounds.mp3 - The last blender
spins as the end credit music plays.
BA-formingaplan.mp3 - Ryan and
the group brainstorm and come up with less than a drizzle.
BA-gocord.mp3 - Kyle cheers on the phone
cord that's attacking Ryan.
BA-hitbyfridge.mp3 - Dr. Logan is...well,
the name says it all...
BA-itson.mp3 - Ryan acknowledges the fact
that it's time to kick some kitchenware ass.
BA-likeappliances.mp3 - Kyle and
Ryan discuss whether or not there is indeed a problem.
BA-notgonnatouchit.mp3 - Kyle refuses
to approach the renegade telephone cord.
BA-phonybook.mp3 - Dr. Logan reads from
an unhelpful book that may or may not have been about appliances attacking
people.
BA-pizzaguy.mp3 - Dr. Logan greets Ryan
and makes a mysterious reference to the pizza guy.
BA-problems.mp3 - Tell Dr. Logan all about
it...
BA-ralphnadir.mp3 - The only non-improvised
joke in the whole film. It's about Ralph Nader...a total of two
people we know got it...please download it...
BA-savinghalloween.mp3 - The corniest
line ever, as delivered by Ashley.
BA-whotocall.mp3 - Ryan knows just who
to call.
LTA-enable.mp3 - In our opinion, the funniest
sound of the movie.
LTA-introducingsid.mp3 - Sid Sheplar
(as portrayed by Ryan) introduces himself.
LTA-makeitstopIloveit.mp3 -
Sid electrifies Logan's pants. He seems to enjoy it.
LTA-mayIhelpyou.mp3 - Logan wants
to know if you need anything.
LTA-nativecountry.mp3 - Sid references
his native country.
LTA-ohho.mp3 - You can tell Sid's got something
up his sleeve.
LTA-sheepsprinkler.mp3 - Logan
mangles Sid's name.
LTA-themrs.mp3 - Sid's joke falls flat.
LTA-throwclub.mp3 - The sound of Logan
throwing a golf club.
LTA-yourehired.mp3 - Logan enthusiastically
offers Sid representation and manages to screw up his name again.
Misc. Sounds
NEVERMET.mp3 - The boys do the classic magician's
"we've never met before" shtick.
ORIGIN.mp3 - Ryan mixed this sound file from
two interviews with he and Logan. If you don't know how Lazy Bear
got started, click and learn.
DONTCHANGEPANTS.mp3 - Lazy Bear's Parody of the Ben Folds Five song "Don't Change Your Plans".
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