|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
It's our ol' pal Logan in another Lazy Bear crack-'em-up! Looks like he wants us to wait a second |
Logan makes a point |
Logan thinks |
Logan checks to see if the movie's over yet |
Logan and Rosey drink it up on the roof |
Logan, a reserved, responsible drinker |
Rosey demands respect from passersby |
More roof shenanigans |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The roof party kicks into high |
Roof fun will never die! |
Bitches! |
Rosey and Logan have the first of our couples' arguments |
Rosey has had about enough of Logan |
Logan tries to make his point while Rosey pretends to listen |
More discussion of pop culture and whatnot |
Rosey attempts to get out of trouble with an innocent look |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rosey demanding that Logan make his point already |
Rosey is exasperated |
Rosey has a great idea |
Rosey shows off her shiny ring |
More consideration |
Rosey waits for Logan's startling revelation |
The title card. This could have been at the top of the page, but, you know...things. |
There are a lot of points to be made in this film. Here Jon tries to figure out Dan's. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dan doesn't get Jon |
Wow, looks like both Dan and Jon are making points...at the same TIME. |
Dan argues his case |
More arguing |
Dan shrugs |
Jon tries to make a counterpoint, but Dan's smoking makes him too damn cool to be affected |
Dan lights up while Jon tries to get the conversation straight |
Our second couple see our first cavorting on the roof |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Compare this shot to the last one. Which one's cooler? That's right, kids; don't listen to your parents. Smoking kicks ASS. |
Jon gestures to illustrate how outlandish Dan's point is |
Jon smugly enjoys a brief victory in the conversation |
Dan continues his verbal assault while Jon apparently does the "Thriller" dance |
Ryan and Stephanie, AKA couple three, discuss the finer points of Ralph Malph. |
Ryan looks on bemusedly as Stephanie shatters his preconceptions |
Neither party can believe the other's audacity |
The disbelief continues |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ryan patiently awaits Stephanie's final words... |
...and he's appalled by them. |
Bwaaaaaaah?! |
Ryan doesn't get paid enough to deal with this |
Ryan needs a moment to process Stephanie's insanity |
Ryan at his breaking point |
More Ryan, what else can you say? |
Stephanie is unfazed by Ryan's outrage |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Stephanie calmly talks Ryan down |
A demure Stephanie reveals her inner-most thoughts |
Stephanie just doesn't get Ryan's tantrums |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
An artsy shot of the alley between two of our exterior locations. Feel free to use it as the back of your bad metal ballad album |
Dan uses the scene as an excuse to get some much needed nicotine |
A shot of the controversial board game |
Dan attempts to shake off the overwhelming sense of disgust that accompanies one's first Lazy Bear film |
Dan and Jon hang out before the dry run |
Dan and Jon secretly plot to escape the film while Rosey tries to upstage them way in the distance |
Dan and Jon get some direction |
More direction as the run-through is blocked out |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dan mentally prepares for the scene while Jon is possessed by evil spirits |
We make films and so can you, here at Lazy Bear Technical Institute. Call today! |
The crew yucks it up before a take |
Rosey and Logan attempt to vibrate off of the physical plane and become one with the temporal universe...or the focus is way off |
Rosey and Logan consult before the first take |
Our first couple knock out their first scene |
One of Three Convo's famous waiting scenes |
Awww, the only real couple in the film sure are cute, ain't they? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rosey and Logan pose for their SNL headshot |
Logan, slightly annoyed with the camera |
The shot we'd have used if there was a scene where the head of the CIA is briefing the secret agent guy on all the villains and he pulls out this folder and puts it on the desk and he's all like "Agent Kickass, this is your primary target, Logan Von Loganov. He is to be considered a class 10 danger." And the agent would say "Danger's my confirmation name, sir." MAN! That guy rocks! |
Logan considers the scene. |
More consideration |
A take based on the previous consideration |
The street for the second couple scene |
Dan and Jon look skyward and pretend to see Logan and Rosey there |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
More skyward |
Still lookin' up |
Gazing in an upward fashion |
Lots of neck cramp in this movie |
Jon cracks a joke as Ryan does a mic check |
Mrs. White in the bedroom with the mood lighting |
The gang desperately tries to figure out what the hell the scene's about |
This is what it feels like to be in a Lazy Bear film. Thrilling, no? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Looking over the script before the first dry run |
More study before the run-through |
The infamous drinkin' roof |
Rosey refuses to be photographed unless she gets her personal appearance fee |
Rosey wasn't in any scenes this day, but she showed up just to yell "Show us your boobs!" in the middle of a take. Classic. |
Rosey pretends to be happy about being in the film |
Rosey rocks on |
A script supervisor's-eye-view of the shooting |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rosey does a take |
Another fine take from Rosey |
More Rosey |
Rosey again |
Additional Rosey |
Rosey ponders the game board |
Pondering from another angle |
Far too much pondering for a Lazy Bear film |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Man this shoot looks professional! We've got actors, and cameras, and microphones, and look! Logan's wearing headphones! Sweet. |
Ryan and Stephanie prepare for the third couple scene |
Ryan lays down the law for Stephanie |
Stephanie thinks about how to react to Ryan's laying down of the law |
She's still considering it |
Ryan checks the script to confirm he is indeed screwing everything up |
Ryan does what he does best: pose with equipment he can't operate |
See previous |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The only truly staged picture of the bunch, taken as Ryan was leaving the set |
Whoa. We had a professional studio light too? Man, you'd think the film would have sucked less |
In order to fully calibrate the equipment, Ryan enters a glowing alternate dimension to make adjustments |
More camera tweaking |
Ryan's relaxed and ready for comedy gold |
Ryan stops to do a little directing during the first couple scene |
More ham-handed directing by Ryan |
A Ryan's-eye-view of the proceedings. Li'l Rosey occupies the screen |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ok, enough Ryan already! |
Aww, you can't stay mad at him |
One of those fold-out reflector thingies. We really broke the bank on this one (ok, we just yoinked it all) |
A better lit view of the reflector |
Ryan has one of his on-set freak-out sessions. He killed four PAs during this one |
The "script" as we professionals call it |
Stephanie and Rosey chat while the crew films Dan and Jon's scene |
A brief glimpse of Summer who was originally cast as Dan's girlfriend but was late to the set and replaced by a black man. That's showbiz. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The crew films the famous "Week End" shot, also known as the "walking heads" shot |
Zach carefully mans the boom pole as Dan and Jon spin the comedy gold |
More walking heads |
These heads were made for walking... |
...and that's just what they'll do. |
Our two-man crew for the second couple scenes |
Another view from the actor's point of view |
Something broke |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logan takes his time setting up the shot and Zach is pissed |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mailing List
