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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Killing Elvis</title>
<link>http://www.killingelvismovie.com</link>
<description>Lazy Bear has begun production on its most ambitious project yet: Killing Elvis. We intend to keep you fully updated by way of our first ever sister site www.KillingElvisMovie.com.
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<title>Two New PodCorn Episodes</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/podcorn/</link>
<description>Two new episodes of PodCorn have been posted.  Are you subscribed?</description>
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<title>PodCorn: The Lazy Bear Podcast!</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/podcorn/</link>
<description>A weekly show wherein Logan Lee and Ryan DiGiorgi, the minds behind indie film group Lazy Bear Productions, tell you which films are worth your time and which ones flat out suck.  Subscribe today!</description>
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<title>No Festival Required</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/demonalcohol.shtml</link>
<description>Our PSA parody Demon Alcohol has been excepted into No Festival Required, a nearly monthly Phoenix, Arizona film fest.</description>
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<title>All Clips Now Hosted by Google</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/clips.shtml</link>
<description>The clips page now has embeded Google video.  You can watch with no download or configuration.</description>
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<title>BUY OUR DVD!</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/store.shtml</link>
<description>The DVD of Three Conversations, Demon Alcohol, and Rosebud! The Musical is now for sale for the bargain price of $5.</description>
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<title>NEW LAZYTORIAL: To Whom It May Concern</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/tails-towhom.shtml</link>
<description>An excellent template for anyone wishing to gracefully depart from their current romantic entanglement.</description>
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<title>NEW SONG: Don't Change Your Pants</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/dontchangepants.mp3</link>
<description>Lazy Bear's Parody of the Ben Folds Five song "Don't Change Your Plans".</description>
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<title>NEW FILM: How to Make Your Movie!</title>
<link>http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1625571234242774939</link>
<description>The first episode of our instructional series on filmmaking "How to Make Your Movie!" is online thanks to the generous folks at Google Video.
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<title>Reminder for the Independent Film Series</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/index2.shtml</link>
<description>On Thursday, August 18, at 6:30 p.m. in the newly built Hunter Theater, Demon Alcohol and Three Conversations, edited together into one super feature exclusive to the IFS, will be shown along with some brand new stuff like Rosebud! The Musical.</description>
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<title>FLASHBACK VIDEO: A Very Short Film by Logan Lee</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/clips.shtml#l+r_wch</link>
<description>Produced for the first annual BHS Night at the Oscars, this film sees Logan accepting the award we expected to win. Let's just say a rewrite was in order...
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<title>FLASHBACK VIDEO: Read A Book PSA</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/clips.shtml#l+r_wch</link>
<description>While other public service announcements try to get you off the dope or stop you from rolling your Charger after a night of boozin', Logan and Ryan just wish you'd pick up a book now and again.
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<title>FLASHBACK VIDEO: Holiday Problems!</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/clips.shtml#hp!</link>
<description>Sure, Christmas time is fun, but it comes with its share of complications and headaches.  Dr. Logan travels the halls of Brentwood High and asks the students and faculty what's been troubling them this December.  Then he utilizes his "Doctor of Christmas" know-how to banish their yuletide woes.</description>
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<title>Lazy Bear Announces "Radio for the Deaf"</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/index2.shtml</link>
<description>Local paper The Pulse, against all common sense, has offered Lazy Bear its own weekly radio show on their Blog. Each 30 minute episode of Lazy Bear Productions' Radio for the Deaf will be available for download as an mp3 or in a special format designed to be uploaded directly to your iPod or other compatible player. Hence the term "podcasting". Science!</description>
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<title>FLASHBACK VIDEO: Holiday Problems!</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/clips.shtml#hp!</link>
<description>Sure, Christmas time is fun, but it comes with its share of complications and headaches.  Dr. Logan travels the halls of Brentwood High and asks the students and faculty what's been troubling them this December.  Then he utilizes his "Doctor of Christmas" know-how to banish their yuletide woes.</description>
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<title>FLASHBACK VIDEO: Prop Door</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/clips.shtml#l+r_wch</link>
<description>In a bit of pantomime that would make Red Skelton proud, Logan turns a poorly built prop door found in the drama department storage at Brentwood High into the centerpiece of some classic Lazy Bear hilarity. Keep in mind that this was entirely improvised and mostly accidental.</description>
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<title>Local Newspaper Spotlights Us</title>
<link>http://www.chattanoogapulse.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/03/09/422e5265de34f?in_archive=1</link>
<description>Lazy Bear received it's historical first ink March 9th when The Pulse ran an article about us in their film section. It's archived on their website right here for your perusal. We won't spoil it for you, but suffice it to say that our "infectiously fresh, circular humor", "great performances", and "rugged good looks" are mentioned. Okay, we made the last one up.
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<title>FLASHBACK VIDEO: It Came from Joel Schumacher</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/clips.shtml#l+r_wch</link>
<description>We stick it to our archnemesis in this trailer for a horror movie in which Joel Schumacher (director of such cinematic abortions as Batman and Robin and 8MM) shows up in a mild-mannered town and begins directing its citizens to their doom!</description>
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<title>Details on the Independent Film Series</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/index2.shtml</link>
<description>On Thursday, August 18, at 6:30 p.m. in the newly built Hunter Theater, Demon Alcohol and Three Conversations, edited together into one super feature exclusive to the IFS, will be shown prior to the Bette Davis, Henry Fonda picture Jezebel.</description>
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<title>FLASHBACK VIDEO: Can't Buy Me Love</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/clips.shtml#l+r_wch</link>
<description>The Flashback Series continues with this clip from Logan and Ryan's Wacky Comedy Hour.  After accidentally insulting one of the girls he's interviewing for Spring Day, Logan is chased by a group of hooligans in this wacky, black and white, musical parody of A Hard Day's Night.</description>
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<title>FLASHBACK VIDEO: Logan's Talent Agency</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/clips.shtml#loganstalentagency</link>
<description>The Flashback Series begins as we raid the Lazy Bear vaults and post the results.  First up is Logan's Talent Agency which introduced Sid Sheplar to the world.</description>
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<title>Independent Film Series</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/index2.shtml</link>
<description>This summer, Lazy Bear will be part of a special summer session of the Chattanooga Arts and Education Council's Independent Film Series.  The film we're going to show hasn't yet been finalized, but the tentative plan is to edit Demon Alcohol and Three Conversations into one exciting feature with brand new linking material to connect them.</description>
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<title>The Package Turns One Year Old</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/package.shtml</link>
<description>It really doesn't seem like a year since Logan and Ryan donned other people's clothes, set up a borrowed camera across the street, and forgot their lines. We don't want to name names, but we know a few of you still haven't seen this baby. Follow the link to rectify that situation.</description>
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<title>NEW FILM: I Want Love</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/iwantlove.shtml</link>
<description>Ryan wanders around aimlessly, lip-syncing to Elton John's plaintive pleas for some lovin'  while accidentally getting himself into some wacky shenanigans.</description>
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<title>Demon Alcohol Trivia</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/demonalcohol.shtml</link>
<description>Useless minutia about our anti-something-or-other PSA Demon Alcohol has been added to its info page.</description>
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<title>More People Are Fooled Into Liking Us</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/awards.shtml</link>
<description>Bill Colrus, Editor of The Pulse, Chattanooga's hip weekly paper, had some really great things to say about us on his blog. We've added Bill's compliments (and his later hilarious retraction of said compliments) to the Accolades page along with some very kind words from Chris Willis, head video guru at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga. Thanks guys!</description>
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<title>NEW FILM: Three Conversations</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/3convo.shtml</link>
<description>Three couples argue over the minutia of their pop culture-filled youths as they try to connect with each other in this offbeat look at modern relationships.</description>
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<title>Join Our Mailing List</title>
<link>http://www.lazybearproductions.com/email.shtml#mailinglist</link>
<description>Look, we've got a mailing list now! That means if you want to stay up to date on all things Lazy Bear, just slap your name and email in the little form at the link. We promise not to sell your email to a faceless corporation. You can trust us. After all, we never told that girl who lives in the apartment above you how hot you think she is. Oh dammit!</description>
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