Year of Release: N/A
Directed by: Logan Lee
                     Ryan DiGiorgi
Writing Credits: Logan Lee
                            Ryan DiGiorgi
Genre: Comedy / Religious
Tagline: Lazy Bear Productions 1st film...in case you were counting
Description:  Logan and Ryan, two mild-mannered idiots, set out to find the elusive Holy Cow?!, God's favorite pet. On their way they meet Elvis, befriend a drugged out hippie, battle to the death with an animated munchkin, seek advice from a back-flipping granny, break out of jail, and make more Beatles references than have ever been made in one film before or since.
Background: The story goes a little something like this. Logan Lee and Ryan DiGiorgi, the faithful founders of Lazy Bear Productions were in seventh grade. They had met before but were more acquaintances than friends. Then one faithful day while Ryan was working as an assistant in the school library, Logan came wandering in, claiming that the books were talking to him. Ryan talked him down and a friendship was born. Both were writers so a collaboration seemed inevitable. And what better comedic fodder than the concept of two boys so stupid that they would take the old interjection "Holy Cow?!" literally and go on a search for the Lord's divine bovine? This first script defined the "note-passing" style of writing that the two would use on all of their early films. Logan would write a scene on notebook paper and give it to Ryan at some point during the school day. Ryan would then edit it, give it back, and do a scene of his own. In this way, the boys finally finished the script about a year later. Unfortunately, like most of their work up until high school, it was never produced. Maybe it was because after the arduous writing process, they were burnt out on the project. Maybe it was because they actually wrote in an animation sequence. In any case, looking back on the script, one can see the beginnings of the comet-shaped comedy innovation that was soon to be Lazy Bear Productions. I'm Peter Graves. This has been Biography.