Les Films D'Ours

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	Logan and Ryan give you 12 tips to indie filmmaking success in part one of their there-part series. If you've been clamoring to learn our most valuable filmmaking secrets, then this video is for you.
Art Blumsby, host of Classic Film Theatre, has discovered the long lost final project of film giant Orson Welles: A musical version of Citizen Kane. Is it a fake or a true cinematic treasure? Well, Lazy Bear made it, so yeah, it's a fake.
	Ryan wanders around aimlessly, lip-syncing to Elton John's plaintive pleas for some lovin' while accidentally getting himself into some wacky shenanigans.
Three couples argue over the minutia of their pop culture-filled youths as they try to connect with each other in this offbeat look at modern relationships.
	A special public service announcement from your friends at Lazy Bear on the dangers of drinking. An obviously inebreiated Logan attempts to drive drunk, however when Ryan demands his keys, he's more than happy to oblige which undercuts the drama a bit. Ultimately, an important lesson is learned about the situation when drinking can harm you the most. Tell your children.
Logan attempts to deliver an important package, but becomes entangled in a mysterious web of intrigue and excitement. What secrets does the package hold? Sorry, if you want to know, you'll have to spend 13 minutes watching it like everyone else.
	Logan and Ryan are college students in this surreal series of 15 minute episodes that poke fun at the sitcom formula.
Ryan DiGiorgi tracks down Dr. Love, a respected romantic advisor to college students, and follows him with a camera on a date of his own.  Needless to say, things don't go that well.
	The kindly and irreverent Dr. Logan is fired from his consulting position at the Brentwood Library by conniving librarian Ryan and forced to live in a dirty shack out back.  The good doctor must fix up his new place, forage for food, and deal with a persistent solicitor and a surly French maid in this goofy, sepia-toned, modern day send-up of the silent film format.
Sure, Christmas time is fun, but it comes with its share of complications and headaches.  Dr. Logan travels the halls of Brentwood High and asks the students and faculty what's been troubling them this December.  Then he utilizes his "Doctor of Christmas" know-how to banish their yuletide woes.
	The Lazy Bear Players (as in actors!) Logan Lee, Ryan DiGiorgi, Tommy Paige, and Kyle Coker star in this comical compilation video that collects four years of unmatched entertainment and combines it with never-before-seen shorts, improvs, and all around goofiness from the boys of Lazy Bear Productions.
What if the tools humanity has  relied on for decades were to come alive and pursue a monstrous rampage against their creators?  Average teenagers Ryan and Kyle, along with Ryan's sister Ashley attempt to answer this question with the aid of the mysterious Dr. Logan.  As the quartet do battle with blenders, toasters, and other malicious machines, they must unravel this curious conundrum and set things right before society is a thing of the past!
	Mild-mannered talent agent Logan Lee is approached by a wild foreign inventor named Sid Sheplar who shows him his fantastic new invention and teaches him just a little about love.  All in 5 minutes!

Two average (or perhaps below average) guys can't pay the rent, so they concoct an elaborate scheme to cheat a kind young woman out of her money.  But when they find out that her father is a prominent mob boss, the plan changes.  Now they've got to figure out how to get their money and get out with their lives!

WAITING IN THE WINGS...
Future Projects

We may never make these films, but they'll end up morphing into something else.

Ryan's lifelong dream of throwing a mega-successful party is interrupted when his big bash is crashed by a swarm of blood-thirsty household appliances. With the help of his sister Ashley, his friend Kyle, and his mentor, the eccentric Dr. Love, Ryan must battle his motorized nemeses and uncover the mastermind behind the attack on his popularity. ( The feature-length remake of the classic Lazy Bear short film)
	The true-life (or is it?) story of Dr. Logan Love.  His rise to stardom in Blender Agenda and his horrible fall down to Earth.
Of all of our films, Blender Agenda probably reached the largest audience.  Naturally, we would capitalize on this success (?) by producing a sequel.  This follow-up will see Logan Lee returning, this time as the late Dr. Logan's twin brother Stryker Logan.  In an attempt to take revenge on Ryan, Kyle, and Ashley whom he blames for the death of his brother, Stryker will recreate Dr. Logan's "killer appliances" experiment.
	Laughs and screams abound in this dead-on parody of The Blair Witch Project and The Evil Dead as three teens head out into the woods to search for a lost dog and end up angering the spirit of a really old guy with a pitchfork.
The guys that brought you Holy Cow?! go on a real-life road trip to Walt Disney World. Hilarity ensues as they force their unique view of the world onto the employees and patrons of everyone's favorite house of mouse.
	Lazy Bear Productions' 2nd film of funky proportions!  Too bad it also never got filmed.
Lazy Bear Productions' 1st film...in case you were counting.  Too bad it never got filmed.