• What the hell is an F.A.Q.?
• Who are you guys, and what's Lazy Bear Productions?
• How did the company start?
• Can I buy your movies online?
• Man, you guys are funny! What are you? Gay?
• Who are some of your creative influences?
• I want to be an actor! That's right, I want to see myself in the movies! I want a starring role in your next film! Or any film! Please hire me! You guys know Woody Allen, right?
• All your movies have references to your other movies. Is there some list of all the classic Lazy Bear characters that I could acquaint myself with so as not to look dumb at parties? SEX parties, that is!
• What was that song in (insert title of one of our films here) that went "Wah wah wah WOO WAH BAM MA-BLAH BLAM!"?
• What is the official food of Lazy Bear Productions?
• Can I get back in if I need to go out to my car for some reason?
• I heard that you guys released an album at one point which featured commentary on every one of your films plus a song about Logan! Is this true, like that movie "Alive", or an urban legend, like that movie "Urban Legend"?
• No, really. You guys are gay, right?
• Is it true that Dr. Logan Love made a series of short porn films in the 80's with porn pal Rob Lowe?
• How'd you guys do that thing in Blender Agenda where the fridge door hits that one guy. Dude, that was hilarious!
• What happened to (insert name of unfinished project we hyped on the site)?
• Okay, so the first Matrix film rocked out. I haven't had such fun watching a movie in a long time! But then came the sequels! Oh, GOD, those sequels sucked! Especially the third one. God, don't get me started on THAT one. Anyway, you want some money?

What the hell is an F.A.Q.?
F.A.Q. stands for Frequently Asked Questions.  An F.A.Q. allows the staff of Lazy Bear Productions to answer common inquiries that we receive without sending out a thousand e-mails a day. ...Well a hundred emails a day... We won't have to explain things to our parents.

Who are you guys, and what's Lazy Bear Productions?
We've come for your daughter, Chuck.  But seriously, folks...  We are a group of wacky guys assembled to create fun little shorts, movies, comics, and anything else we can think of.  Many of these are or will soon be available on this very website.  We are lead by our fearless founders Logan Lee and Ryan DiGiorgi who you can read more about on the Lazy Bear Players page.

How did the company start?
The best way this has ever been explained is through this neat mp3 file mixed from interviews Ryan and Logan have given.

Can I buy your movies online?
Absolutely. Our DVDs are available from our online store. You can also see web quality versions of some of our films for free, as well as clips from some of the others, over in the clips section. And you can purchase some fine apparel, housewares, and other bobbles branded with catchy Lazy Bear related sayings at our Cafe Press shop.

Man, you guys are funny! What are you? Gay?
Despite what many have been led to believe, none of the Lazy Bear players are gay. Anything you may have read to the contrary in the tabloids was most likely a false rumor started by Logan and/or Ryan. However, the Lazy Bear crew has had a longstanding joke involving Logan getting himself into situations that cause passersby to assume he's gay, which then results in him comically exclaiming "Logan is NOT gay!" To promote someone else's inside joke, buy this shirt. For the record, though, we have nothing against gay people. Except, of course, Sandra Bernhard, who, let's face it, is not funny.

Who are some of your creative influences?
Logan says: The original cast of Saturday Night Live, Peter Sellers, The Simpsons (when it was good), Ray Davies, Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker, Joe Dante, Richard O' Brien, Early Steve Martin, Neil Skalitzky, Rowan Atkinson, Parry Gripp, Paul Reubens, National Lampoon, Gregory McDonald, Boone's Farm, Berkeley Breathed and the list goes on.
Ryan says: Chuck Jones, Robert Zemeckis, the Beatles, Kevin Smith, Joel Hodgson and the writers and performers of "Mystery Science Theater 3000", the writers of the Simpsons (when it was good, as Logan says), Sam Raimi, Orson Welles, William Goldman, Peter Sellers, Jim Henson, Harold Ramis, Chevy Chase, Joe Dante, and Stan Lee among others.

I want to be an actor! That's right, I want to see myself in the movies! I want a starring role in your next film! Or any film! Please hire me! You guys know Woody Allen, right?
Sorry, but unless you work for free we can not hire you. Also, while we don't know Woody Allen he did teach us everything about sex that we were afraid to ask.

All your movies have references to your other movies. Is there some list of all the classic Lazy Bear characters that I could acquaint myself with so as not to look dumb at parties? SEX parties, that is!
Sure! Check out the Cheat Sheet for quick and comprehensive info on our cast of screwballs.

What was that song in (insert title of one of our films here) that went "Wah wah wah WOO WAH BAM MA-BLAH BLAM!"?
All songs are listed on the page regarding each specific film. Remember, we only use other people's songs in films we don't intend to sell. Please don't sue us as we have little to no money.

What is the official food of Lazy Bear Productions?
Junior Mints. In fact, in the past we have even been known to ask to be paid in Junior Mints. Cold hard Junior Mints. From the tap.

Can I get back in if I need to go out to my car for some reason?
Yes, just make sure you have your ticket stub.

I heard that you guys released an album at one point which featured commentary on every one of your films plus a song about Logan! Is this true, like that movie "Alive", or an urban legend, like that movie "Urban Legend"?
It's true! Although "released" may not be the word. You can find out more about that super rare album here.

No, really. You guys are gay, right?
Look, we're calling the police, so just back off.

Is it true that Dr. Logan Love made a series of short porn films in the 80's with porn pal Rob Lowe?
Dr. Love's lawyers assure us that those girls were all of age and not on any sort of medication at the time. Also, no animals were hurt.

How'd you guys do that thing in Blender Agenda where the fridge door hits that one guy. Dude, that was hilarious!
String.

What happened to (insert name of unfinished project we hyped on the site)?
We never got around to it. More specifically: The Radio Hour was put on hiatus for the winter break and never started up again because we moved on to other projects. The College Show may live on in some form, but could be different from the pilot since Logan and Ryan aren't roommates anymore. Rest assured, though, we have more scripts and they are comedy.........(wait for it).....GOLD. Blender Agenda 2 may happen, but it won't be the sequel to the 30 minute short film, it'll be the sequel to the blockbuster, feature-length remake of Blender Agenda coming soon! Exciting! That unnamed project that we codenamed "?!" and then mysteriously removed a year or so ago is still in the works. Anything else in our unfinished project section will likely be made available in script form from our online store soon. Ya know, unless we don't get around to it.