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Year
of Release: 2000
Directed by: Ryan DiGiorgi (credited as Alan Smithee)
Writing Credits: Ryan DiGiorgi (story)
Logan Lee (improvisations)
(uncredited)
Kyle Coker (improvisations)
(uncredited)
Genre: Comedy / Sci-Fi / Horror
Tagline: For centuries humans have relied on machines, Halloween
2000, our creations will dominate us.
Description: What would
happen if on October 30th of the year 2000, the man-made tools humanity
has relied on for decades were to come alive and pursue a monstrous
rampage against their creators? Average teenagers Ryan and Kyle,
along with Ryan's sister Ashley attempt to answer this question with
the aid of the mysterious Dr. Logan. As the quartet do battle
with blenders, toasters, and other malicious machines, they must unravel
this curious conundrum and set things right before society is a thing
of the past!
Background:
What would happen if on October 30th of the year 2000, the man-made
tools humanity has relied on for decades were to come alive
and peruse a monstrous rampage against their creators? Gee,
we sure as hell don't know! But that seems to be the loose premise
of this hastily produced Halloween special that Ryan conceived probably
while drunk. Using no real script, the crew improvised along
the lines of Ryan's concept to turn out this project in only three
days. Just in time for it to air (only once) on government access
TV in Williamson County, Tennessee. Many local residents complimented
the boys on their outstanding work...of course it turned out half
of them were talking about something fellow filmmaker Seth Worley
did, but the thought was there. In true "B movie" style, the
Lazy Bear crew used pseudonyms so as not to tarnish their spotless
reputations, complete with a directing credit for "Alan Smithee".
Runtime: 30 minutes
Cast
| Ryan DiGiorgi (as Leo G. Carroll) |
.... |
Ryan |
| Kyle Coker (as Claude Reins) |
.... |
Kyle |
| Ashley DiGiorgi (as Janette Scott) |
.... |
Ashley |
| Matt Latham (as Matt the Library Guy) |
.... |
Himself |
| Logan Lee (as Dr. Dana Andrews) |
.... |
Dr. Logan |
Edited by: Ryan DiGiorgi
Camera: Ryan DiGiorgi
Logan Lee
Bekah Thompson
Kyle Coker
Ashley DiGiorgi
MUSIC |
NIGHTBREED
Written by Danny Elfman
Courtesy of MCA Records
TALES FROM THE CRYPT
Written by Danny Elfman
Courtesy of MCA Records
OVERTURE from
THE NIGHTMARE
BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Written by Danny Elfman
Courtesy of Disney Records
BACK TO SCHOOL
Written by Danny Elfman
Courtesy of MCA Records
FACE LIKE A FROG
Written by Danny Elfman
Courtesy of MCA Records |
BITCHIN' IN THE KITCHEN
Written by Richard Hartley & Richard O'Brien
Performed by Cliff De Young & Jessica Harper
Courtesy of Rhino Records
ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS: THE JAR
Written by Danny Elfman
Courtesy of MCA Records
OVERTURE from SHOCK TREATMENT
Written by Richard Hartley & Richard O'Brien
Courtesy of Rhino Records
Other assorted music stolen from
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Written by Danny Elfman
Courtesy of Disney Records |
Trivia
• Deleted Scenes:
• While Kyle waits in the car outside the library, he tunes into a demon
radio station that hypnotizes him, this was the original reason for
Ryan’s line “Stop listening to that! Meet Dr. Logan.”
• Ashley being attacked by the stuffed dog was going to be shown,
and parts of it were shot on lower quality tape, but discarded.
• As the trio returns from the library, Ryan remarks that he
wonders if machines are misbehaving all over town. We see various
civilians being terrorized by appliances as the car drives along.
This was cut because the necessary attack shots were too complicated
to film and the extra actors would have been too hard to find.
• When Ryan and Kyle return with Dr. Logan, Ryan introduces
him to Ashley who meanwhile has been tied up by a rogue roll of masking
tape. This entire introduction was cut for the final film and we instead
go directly to Dr. Logan’s investigation of the house.
• A small but hilarious scene of Kyle returning to the possessed
kitchen to rescue a box of bacon-flavored crackers was omitted simply
because Ryan forgot to edit it in. This is the reason for the “Kyle,
get your bacon” outtake line as the credits fade out.
• This movie was entirely improvised based on an outline
• The entire film was shot in four days. A “pre-shooting”
day of footage at the Brentwood Library before the story had been ironed
out, then three main shooting days mostly at Ryan DiGiorgi’s house,
but including a return to the library to pick up shots of Ryan and Kyle
arriving and Dr. Logan being brought out to the car.
• This is Lazy Bear’s first “unofficial” film,
in that all actors went by pseudonyms and Lazy Bear Productions was
never mentioned in the credits. All the fake names are from B movie
actors mentioned in the song “Science Fiction Double Feature”
from “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”, except Matt the Library
guy who bravely used his real name. Dana Andrews was altered to Dr.
Dana Andrews to distinguish him as Dr. Logan. To complete the B movie
theme, Alan Smithee, the name formerly used by artists who didn’t
wish to be associated with a film, is credited as director.
• The part of Ryan’s sidekick was originally promised to
Lazy Bear Player Tommy Paige, but Paige contracted strep throat on the
first day of filming. Kyle Coker was approached, and with a “Sure,
I guess…” entered the annals of Lazy Bear history as the
ultimate deadpan man.
• Due to scheduling conflicts, the majority of Ashley DiGiorgi’s
scenes were shot on the final day of the shoot with no other actors.
• Alternate footage of Ashley’s scenes was shot on lower
quality tape when the SVHS camera ran out of battery power. Later these
scenes were re-shot, but the alternate footage is the only version of
many of the deleted scenes including the dog attack.
• Kyle’s constant eating was his own improvisation. Throughout
the film, he eats uncooked noodles, marshmallows, pretzels, chocolate
chips, and is seen carrying a loaf of bread. He also may have eaten
a few Kit Kats when we weren’t filming.
• Some of Ashley’s clothes were permanently bleached with
toothpaste.
• The shot of the cast running up the stairs is at an odd angle
because there was no one left to film it. Everyone was in the scene.
The camera was set on a step and the cast was instructed to make sure
to pass low enough by it to be seen, hence the crawling.
• The book that Dr. Logan reads from in the library has nothing
to do with the plot because it was filmed on the first day and the plot
hadn’t been written yet.
• Designed as an entirely improvised movie, only one scripted
joke from the plot outline made its way in, an obscure Ralph Nader reference
that a total of two people got.
• The odd cutaways in the library scenes resulted from a combination
of lines being cut to reflect the finished plot, and the work of an
uninterested cameraperson who was only with the movie for the first
day. (But we like him/her anyway.) Ryan and this cameraperson were the
only ones credited because they were supposed to complete the film together
as an assignment for Brentwood High School’s Television Production
class. In reality, though, much of the writing and camerawork was done
by the other actors.
• The shots of suburban houses rolling by during the opening credits
was actually shot for use in the cut scene of appliance attacks occurring
around the town. The credit sequence was originally going to simply
be white letters on a black background until the extra footage was utilized.
• The credits incorporate the most special effects in the entire
film, including chroma key, computer titles, and fade effects. Most
other effects in the film were achieved by handy invisible thread. The
invisible thread was kind enough to remain invisible for most of the
movie, but can be clearly seen whenever the crew shot upwards putting
the thread between the light source and the camera (as when the iron
walks to the edge of the counter).
• When given a suggestion for a line, Kyle Coker responded, “How
can I Kylize that?”
• The phone jack that the killer phone cord was plugged into was
broken during filming.
• This movie has ONE major fan who isn’t directly related
to Lazy Bear Productions, Ryan’s hair stylist’s son, who
asked for his autograph.
• The shadowy figure at the beginning of the film that is later
revealed to be Dr. Logan building his machine was indeed played by Logan
Lee, unlike Anthony Perkins in the Psycho shower scene. Commitment or
just lack of actors? You decide. Also note that Dr. Logan can be seen
here without glasses or the Dr. Logan jacket.
• When Kyle and Ryan watch television the second time, they are
watching a friend of actress Ashley DiGiorgi doing a school project.
It was used because they could be shown without fear of copyright infringement.
• An unfilmed scene in which Ryan subdues an angry alarm clock
that screams “I’ll swallow your soul!” was a reference
to Evil Dead II. When Dr. Logan flips through the book in the library,
he flips past the DVD cover for Army of Darkness, the third film in
the Evil Dead trilogy. Logan and Ryan would later take this trend even
further in Dr. Logan’s Day Out,
which was inspired by a short film made by the director of the Evil
Dead movies, Sam Raimi.
• The sketch in the book that Dr. Logan points out as being “the
hero” is actually an alien ventriloquist character created by
Ryan DiGiorgi who will appear in future projects. All sketches in the
book were done by DiGiorgi, as they were just his class notes. The second
page of notes is the outline for Blender Agenda, titled simply “Halloween
Project”.
• Kyle’s glasses disappear and reappear due to the actor
wearing contacts on one of the shooting days. Ryan and Logan agreed
it was funny and fit with the B movie theme. At least they got everyone
to wear the same clothes.
• Danny Elfman scored the film. That is, Ryan and Logan stole
music that happened to all be Elfman’s. Only the end credits and
“Bitchin’ in the Kitchen” break this trend. Those
are both from the Richard O’Brien musical Shock Treatment. LEGAL
NOTE: We made absolutely NO money from this film. We continue to make
no money from it. We never even made an ATTEMPT at making money from
it! In fact we probably lost some money on it, so forget about suing,
Elfman!
• During the kitchen scene, Dr. Logan gains a Papa Berenstein
Bear give-away toy. Logan found it in a box outside the kitchen door
and decided to make it part of the character. It’s in his front
jacket pocket for a while, then it loses its head, then it’s gone
completely, and finally it returns with head in tact.
• None other than Kyle Coker himself pulled the string that caused
the freezer door to smack Dr. Logan in the face. We weren’t sure
if the effect would work, but Kyle soon mastered the art of not letting
the string go slack enough to dip into the camera’s sight.
• The sign on Dr. Logan’s office door was held on by a store
security strip from a CD wrapper. There were no production assistants,
so no one brought tape.
• When everyone runs from the kitchen, Ryan cracks up quite audibly
at Dr. Logan’s yelps of horror.
• Logan was unable to keep a straight face when he had to stuff
his face with Kit Kats and Reese’s Cups during his big speech.
On the millionth take, he finally kept calm long enough to cut away,
though you can tell he’s about to smile. Ryan and Logan made an
attempt to get rid of all the saliva-covered candy that had been used
in the scene, but one or two Kit Kats may have been eaten by Kyle who,
as always, didn’t know any better.
• A few pick-up shots of Ryan for the “Bitchin’ in
the Kitchen” fight, plus the final scene where Ashley departs
to Trick-Or-Treat, were shot very late at night after Ryan had been
editing the film for hours. Look for the bags under his eyes. Make a
drinking game out of it.
• The shots of the knives flying at Ryan were originally intended
to be done in reverse motion with the knives being jerked out of the
wall. However, the invisible string wasn’t strong enough to pull
them clear of Ryan’s face, so this method was deemed unsafe and
the current wimpy version was devised.
• Ashley’s clown costume was a leftover from a play she
had done.
• The macabre pumpkin with a knife in its head in the background
of the final scene was carved by Bruno DiGiorgi, father of Ryan and
Ashley. The knife was used in the flying knives scene.
• A slight shadow of a hand can be seen plugging in the blender
(actually a mixer, we know) for the final shot.
• The morning after the late night re-shoots, Ashley went to school
with toothpaste behind her ear because she had been too tired to wash
her hair again.
• Kyle Coker’s Ford Explorer served as the official transportation
of the film. Logan held the borrowed camera out of the moving car to
get the opening shots of the suburban neighborhood. Kyle’s car
also plays itself in the movie.
• GOOF: In the library, Dr. Logan wears boots.
In all other scenes he wears the tennis shoes that would become part
of the permanent Dr. Logan costume.
• The second house seen in the opening credit sequence burned
down a year after filming. The owner, a Tennessee school principal,
was convicted of arson. Lazy Bear Productions plans to erect a Dr. Logan
statue on the spot. Lazy Bear Productions also promises never to use
the words “erect” and “Dr. Logan” in the same
sentence ever again.
• Two “George W. Bush for President” signs can be
seen in the opening. This was unintentional.
• This is the first appearance of Dr. Logan, who has since gone
on to star (in various incarnations) in three other Lazy Bear films.
Ryan wanted Logan to play a mad scientist character, and Logan’s
Spanish teacher, Mrs. Phillips, had taken to calling him Dr. Love. She
is thanked in the credits of Dr. Logan’s
Day Out.
• Kyle holds a broken putter while walking down the street with
Ryan. He used it to beat back the rabid group of Kyle groupies who were
constantly disrupting takes with their panty throwing. The putter mysteriously
disappears once the two get inside.
• Ryan’s shirt bears the logo of “Mystery Science
Theater 3000”, the actor’s favorite TV show, wherein B movies
are satirized. This was done not only to show loyalty to the show, but
to demonstrate that Blender Agenda should not be taken seriously. One
critic at a film festival said nothing about the movie, but praised
the shirt.
• The writing on Ryan’s hand in the library scenes is the
phone number of Todd Rogers who played Running Guy #5 in Logan’s
Talent Agency.
• GOOF: The power outage causes total darkness,
even though it’s afternoon.
• A scene where Ryan’s computer is possessed and the gang
have a tense conversation with it as a reference to “Sphere”
was outlined but never filmed.
• The power outage and dark closet sequences were presented as
audio over a completely black screen because no practical way of shooting
in the dark was available.
• When Ryan says “Gosh, Ashley, you scared me,” Kyle
glances down at something. He’s looking at the outline for the
film that Ryan is holding off-screen.
• Ashley was supposed to be revealed by a match or candle lit
in the dark, but the resulting lens flare would have been undesirable.
• The cord wrapping around Ryan’s arm was done in reverse
motion, modeled after the vine attack in “The Evil Dead”.
Ryan and Logan report that they’ve got the hang of it and will
do much better next time.
• The same lady in the red shirt can be seen walking toward the
library in both establishing shots. It’s not a goof, though, she’s
just an incredibly slow walker.
• Though the location of the film is never mentioned, the Tennessee
flag outside the library gives it away.
• The sign on Dr. Logan’s office door says “Dr. Logan.
Doctor of Loooooove”. Why Ryan consults a doctor of love is never
explained.
• The book that Dr. Logan and Ryan read in the library montage
is “Love Byte”. It was chosen on location because of the
very goofy looking girl on the cover. Many fans have also pointed out
a resemblance to Dr. Logan. The book can also be seen in Dr.
Logan’s Day Out, but disappeared shortly after filming that
movie.
• GOOF: Dr. Logan doesn’t shut the door
upon entering Kyle’s car, but it is closed in the next shot.
• The cassette Dr. Logan looks at with disgust is a Garth Brooks
tape.
• A poster for “The Maltese Falcon” can be seen in
Ryan’s dining room during the house investigation scenes.
• Dr. Logan calls Wanda at the end of the searching the house
montage. We later see Wanda in Dr. Logan’s
Day Out, a prequel to Blender Agenda.
• Blender Agenda was one of several Halloween projects created
for government access TV as part of the Brentwood High School Television
Productions class. For its original airing, Ryan edited in commercials
for “STARS” (a drug and alcohol prevention group), “It’s
About You” (a local parks and recreation promotion show), and
a promo advertising the other Halloween projects.
• After Dr. Logan calls Wanda, a bit of production audio where
Logan gives some direction to Ryan can be heard. It was mistakenly left
in and would have been quite difficult to remove since the background
music had already been laid down. Most viewers don’t catch it.
• GOOF: Ryan’s reflection can be seen filming
in the framed artwork Dr. Logan passes at the very end of the investigation
scene.
• Ashley begins to laugh and covers her mouth as the group runs
up the stairs. This was because Logan, who was in front of her, nearly
fell.
• GOOF: The maniacal trash can in the “Bitchin’
in the Kitchen” fight scene was being shaken from behind by Logan.
Bits of him can be scene occasionally.
• Kyle rarely, if ever, responded to any direction given to him,
but what he ended up doing was always ten times better.
• Due to restrictions imposed by the government access channel
Blender Agenda was written for, certain elements had to be cut early
on. The blender (yes, mixer) was not allowed to be full of blood, a
scene of a garden hose strangling someone was scrapped, and of course,
the word “bitchin” had to be edited out.
• The “Bitchin’ in the Kitchen” sequence was
shot very quickly due to a shortage of time and battery power. Not enough
footage was filmed, so outtakes were used to make sure the video lasted
the entire length of the song. Try to spot them.
• You can see a slight hint of the “You Will Die”
message in the shower before the toothpaste creates it. This shot had
to be redone so the message from the previous take was left up. In fact,
the message stayed up for three days so it could be re-shot on better
tape. By the time the master was completed, it had run a bit, leading
some viewers to think it says “You Will Pie”. Logan and
Ryan say either works.
• Dr. Logan’s glasses were a pair of reading glasses Ryan’s
father had discarded. They were destroyed during the filming of Dr.
Logan’s Day Out and replaced for Dr.
Love Strikes Out.
• Dr. Logan's death makes this one of only two Lazy Bear film
where a character dies. The other was The Package
wherein The Guy is shot. Dr. Logan went on to appear in three other
films. The Guy is still able to posthumously show up at Ryan's surprise
party.
• GOOF: Ryan, Kyle, and Ashley must have had
an after-death party because there are several cups and other dishes
surrounding the blender (or mixer) in the closing shot that weren’t
there before.
• A special edition was planned with interviews, bloopers, deleted
scenes, and an alternate apocalyptic ending that parodies “Army
of Darkness”. Though this has since been put on the back burner,
the Lazy Bear Players are still interested in it and all the footage
still exists.
• As Kyle and Ryan walk up Ryan’s driveway, you can faintly
here them discussing how many points Blender Agenda is worth for Ryan’s
Television Productions class.
• A ten minute cut of Blender Agenda was produced as a showcase
of Ryan’s work when he applied to New York University. Several
scenes were cut, mostly the long montages. Other alterations include:
the word bitchin’ was re-inserted in “Bitchin’ in
the Kitchen”, the color was corrected slightly, the commercials
were removed, shots of Dr. Logan were removed from the opening and reinserted
in black and white and slow motion during the master plan speech to
act as cut-away flashback shots so pieces of the speech could be edited
out, and the credits were changed to put an emphasis on Ryan (which
was fine as they hadn’t been anywhere near accurate to begin with). |