What do almost all musical groups today have in common? Sucky names. Staind? Linkin Park? Limp Bizkit? Come on, let's stop misspelling things and go back to being clever. In that vein, Lazy Bear Productions is proud to present an ever-growing list of free names that our visitors are welcome to use for their up and coming bands. All we ask is that if you use one, you let us know so we can mark it as reserved. (Names in gray are reserved.) For your information, some of the names have our suggestions for what genre they fit best with. That said, enjoy.

• Professor Hitler and his Invisible Knee Machine (a reference to Mystery Science Theater 3000)
• Colored Mulch
• Alone with Robert
• So Gay (a girl band)
• Frizzy Damage
• Weiner Dog in a Sweater
• Monkey with a Gun
• Obviously Glasses
• Read My Ass
• 30 Seconds of Ignorance
• Awkward Bitterness
• 30.24 in and Rising (folk band)
• Quick Little Witty Bits (British pop band)
• Chevy's Chin
• Booze, Sex, Drugs, and Bears
• Decked Out in Leaves
• Sexy Dumpster Teens
• Catholic Soccer
• Spotty History
• Worldwide Delivery
• Scared of the Dork
• Plain and Simple
• Why Don't We Have Anymore of Those Really Long Band Names Anywhere?
• The Ultimate Candy Experience
• Rafter Monkeys
• Fake CGI Bodies
• Bobbie Pagan and the Death Tones
• Musical Malpractice
• Car Kittens
• Bush Mouth
• Jetskiing Jesus
• Forgotten Zappas
• Guacamole Wilson
• The Girl(s) From Another Castle or The Princess from Another Castle (girl band)
• Jazz Taxi
• Trojan Hay Ride
• Scrap Metal (80's style metal band)
• Visible Pantyline (female punk band)
• Noodle Bumper (ska band)
• The The's
• Joe Mama and The Bitchcakes
• Closet Francoists
• Person X
• The Elephant Steves
• Blind Pig Raiders
• Flaming Youth
• Nuclear Tollbooth
• A Manageable Number of Dogs
• Crotch Cookies
• Deep-Fried Badness
• Lesbian Disco
• The Gay Mormans
• Blackmarket Babies
• The Wayside Root Beer Grill
• Echo McGuire and the Bootymademoiselle's
• Scruffy Stoke and Something Dumb
• Swing Hat
• Impromptu Gay Catalyst
• Wee Wee Stick
• The Emos
• The Blah Blah Blahs
• Don Knott's Dance Party
• Supermarket Trolley
• The Flaming Gay Romeos
• The Standard Dolphin Five
• Liquid Mink
• Mosley's New Party
• Hitler Youth
• International Opposition
• The Anthony Edens